Saturday, August 6, 2011

Marshmallows

   Seeing as the title of this blog is "Marshmallow," I figured the blog's first post should be about marshmallows. This blog is about anything and everything. Literally. I will write about whatever topic that I want, whenever I want. I will write about whatever is on my mind. Currently, I'm thinking about marshmallows.
   Why did I name this blog "Marshmallow?" Because I can name it whatever the fuck I want to. There is something that I should tell you about myself. I am a guy who still has some growing up left to do. I'm 17 years old and I am constantly trying to learn as much as I can about myself.
   So, what inspired me to name this blog "Marshmallow." Well, I just got home from hanging out with some friends and as soon as I got into my room, I realized that I'm really hungry. The only food that's in my room is a bag of jumbo marshmallows, so I broke into them. I don't know what it is, but something about the texture of marshmallows makes me LOVE them. They are just so soft and fluffy and sugary and unique and I don't know what it is about the word marshmallow, but it just SOUNDS delicious. So why not name this blog after marshmallows?
   Okay, so now you're thinking: What the hell is this shit? I'm going to write about everything that I can so that y'all can follow my growth as an individual. I give you readers my word that I will always write honestly (sometimes probably brutally honestly) and tell true stories. What better way to learn important lessons about life than from a guy who is writing about all of his little revelations and discoveries about his own life? Basically, I'm letting my readers use me as an example to compare themselves to. I'm humiliating myself for your benefit. You're welcome.

P.S. If you ever think that I'm being dishonest about something that I write about, or have any questions or comments, please contact me at 90feettofirst@gmail.com.